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Kabbalah Kronicles 31 – Friends in Low Places

Sunday, November 6, 2011 By   ·0

Kabbalah Kronicles 31 – Friends in Low Places by Uncle Zally / Zalman Velvel ______________________________________   Today’s Kabbalah Klass started out in Lower Kabbalah Land, somewhere south of Heaven, and north of Lazazel (the Hebrew word for Hell, where the scapegoat fell off the mountain.)   Halfway through klass, I was sure there was nothing [...]


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Kabbalah Kronicles 30 – Jello and Whipped Cream

Sunday, October 30, 2011 By   ·0

Kabbalah Kronicles 30 – Jello and Whipped Cream by Uncle Zally / Zalman Velvel ________________________________________   Today’s Kabbalah Klass contained only men, and there was total chaos and confusion … even more than the classes on love.   The Rabbi asked, “Do we really exist?”   We said, “Yes.”   We figured this was going [...]


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Kabbalah Kronicles 29 – Four Kinds of People

Thursday, October 20, 2011 By   ·0

Kabbalah Kronicles 29 – 4 Kinds of People By Uncle Zally / Zalman Velvel __________________________________   If you want to hear a grown man scream, tell me there are only _____ kinds of people in this world. Then fill in the blank with a number from 2 to 10.     My mother was obsessed [...]


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Kabbalah Kronicles 28 – A Local Call to God

Thursday, October 13, 2011 By   ·0

Kabbalah Kronicles 28 – A Local Call to God   By Uncle Zally / Zalman Velvel ______________________________________   Before I travel to Israel, I ask friends back in the States, “Would you like me to say a special prayer for you while I’m in the Holy Land?”   Then I add, “Over there, it’s only [...]


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Kabbalah Kronicles 27 – How to Make Humble Pie

Saturday, October 8, 2011 By   ·0

Kabbalah Kronicles 27 – How To Make Humble Pie By Uncle Zally / Zalman Velvel _____________________________________   I am here in the Holy Land, the air invigorating my brain once again, and the Day of Atonement starts in two hours.     I’m looking at my face in the picture next to this writing, and [...]


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